Fuck You're Old Card
Fucking Quitter - Retirement Card
Sorry About Your Vagina Cute Kid Card
MOM - At Least You Don't Have Ugly Children Card
DAD - At Least You Don't Have Ugly Children Card
You're Like A Really Great Mom Card
About Damn Time Card
I Fucking Love You Card
Happy Birthday Confetti Card
Best Farter Card
Being A Teacher Is Hard As Card
Teacher Definition Card
You're Like A Really Great Dad
Best Bonus Mom Ever Card
Best Decision Valentines Card
My Favourite Thing To Do Card
Candy Cane Card
Let's Get Baked Card
Ain't Nobody Card
Happy F*cking Everything Card
Best Teacher Ever Card
Best Dad Ever Card
Hoppy Father's Day Card
Congrats, I'm Awesome Card