Happy Birthday Auto Correct Card
Fuck You're Old Card
Sorry About Your Vagina Cute Kid Card
Getting Older Is Hard Birthday Card
Sleeping With The Same Person Wedding Card
Holy Fuck You're Old Card
Look At You All Married And Shit Wedding Card
You Decided On Forever Card
About Damn Time Card
Thanks For All The Orgasms Card
Nuts For You Card
Milk and Cookies Card
I Love Your Face Card
I Fucking Love You Card
V Later Valentines Card
Thanks For Not Quittin' It Card
I Love Your Stupid Face Card
Best Decision Valentines Card
My Favourite Thing To Do Card
Congrats, I'm Awesome Card
Fuck That Place Card
It's Your Fucking Birthday
HO HO HOLY SHIT It's Christmas Card
Gnome For The Holidays Card