Fuck You're Old Card
F*ing Quitter Card
Happy Birthday Auto Correct Card
Getting Older Is Hard Birthday Card
Sorry About Your Vagina Cute Kid Card
GET BETTER SOON Card
MOM - At Least You Don't Have Ugly Children Card
Sleeping With The Same Person Wedding Card
You Decided On Forever Card
DAD - At Least You Don't Have Ugly Children Card
You're Like A Really Great Mom Card
Thanks For All The Orgasms Card
Look At You All. Married And Shit Wedding Card
About Damn Time Card
Happy Birthday Confetti Card
Best Farter Card
Being A Teacher Is Hard As Card
Teacher Definition Card
You're Like A Really Great Dad
Best Bonus Mom Ever Card
Touch My Elf Card
Candy Cane Card
Let's Get Baked Card
Happy F*cking Everything Card
